Studio Ideas and Inspiration

Lets have a little pun

Posted in studio 1a_2010 by jrhorvath on 1 April 2010

here are some really cheesy jokes about art and architecture that i got from
“An architect knows how to make a long storey short.”

What do the paintings of George Seurat have in common with a
vector? They are both dot products

How are architecture students told to leave?
They are shown the dooric

What type of pillars are found near printing presses?
Newspaper Columns

Why did the French art museum close?
A lack of Monet

Why did the 1700s artist apply for a loan?
he was baroque

How does an architecture student communicate with people?
You gotta column

What do the people of the back woods in Australia and artists both fear?
Brush fires


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